*Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit |
*Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
*A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time |
*Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
*Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
